Quotes

  • Stephen Leacock
    on February 26, 2024

    “Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it.”

  • Lester J. Pourciau
    on February 26, 2024

    “There is no monument dedicated to the memory of a committee.”

  • Sir Frederick G. Banting
    on February 26, 2024

    “No one has ever had an idea in a dress suit.”

  • Randy K. Milholland
    on February 26, 2024

    “The only way to be truly misogynistic is to be a woman.”

  • Johnny Carson
    on February 25, 2024

    “For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.”

  • Dave Barry
    on February 25, 2024

    “What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.”

  • Groucho Marx
    on February 25, 2024

    “I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.”

  • Evan Esar
    on February 25, 2024

    “Many a man who falls in love with a dimple make the mistake of marrying the whole girl.”

  • Samuel Goldwyn
    on February 24, 2024

    “Let’s have some new cliches.”

  • Putt’s Law
    on February 24, 2024

    “Technology is dominated by two types of people: those who understand what they do not manage, and those who manage what they do not understand.”

  • Bruce Barton
    on February 24, 2024

    “Conceit is God’s gift to little men.”

  • Leo Rosten
    on February 24, 2024

    “Money can’t buy happiness, but neither can poverty.”