Quotes

  • James Thurber
    on September 29, 2023

    “Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?”

  • Logan Pearsall Smith
    on September 29, 2023

    “The denunciation of the young is a necessary part of the hygiene of older people, and greatly assists in the circulation of their blood.”

  • Jean Kerr
    on September 29, 2023

    “I’m tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That’s deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?”

  • Evan Esar
    on September 29, 2023

    “Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.”

  • Georges Clemenceau
    on September 28, 2023

    “War is a series of catastrophes that results in a victory.”

  • Edith Sitwell
    on September 28, 2023

    “The public will believe anything, so long as it is not founded on truth.”

  • Friedrich Nietzsche
    on September 28, 2023

    “In heaven all the interesting people are missing.”

  • Thomas Jefferson
    on September 28, 2023

    “I’m a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it.”

  • Gertrude Stein
    on September 27, 2023

    “Everybody gets so much information all day long that they lose their common sense.”

  • Margo Kaufman
    on September 27, 2023

    “The only thing worse than a man you can’t control is a man you can.”

  • William Ralph Inge
    on September 27, 2023

    “A nation is a society united by delusions about its ancestry and by common hatred of its neighbors.”

  • R. Stevens
    on September 27, 2023

    “The only good ideas are the ones I can take credit for.”