Quotes

“Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?”

“The denunciation of the young is a necessary part of the hygiene of older people, and greatly assists in the circulation of their blood.”

“I’m tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That’s deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?”

“Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.”

“War is a series of catastrophes that results in a victory.”

“The public will believe anything, so long as it is not founded on truth.”

“In heaven all the interesting people are missing.”

“I’m a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it.”

“Everybody gets so much information all day long that they lose their common sense.”

“The only thing worse than a man you can’t control is a man you can.”

“A nation is a society united by delusions about its ancestry and by common hatred of its neighbors.”

“The only good ideas are the ones I can take credit for.”