Quotes

“Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.”

“When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.”

“If it weren’t for baseball, many kids wouldn’t know what a millionaire looked like.”

“There’s no present. There’s only the immediate future and the recent past.”

“The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers.”

“It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.”

“You cannot make a man by standing a sheep on its hind legs. But by standing a flock of sheep in that position you can make a crowd of men.”

“Seeing ourselves as others see us would probably confirm our worst suspicions about them.”

“Exit, pursued by a bear.”

“One doesn’t have a sense of humor. It has you.”

“An ardent supporter of the hometown team should go to a game prepared to take offense, no matter what happens.”

“Too many have dispensed with generosity in order to practice charity.”