Quotes

  • Frank Zappa
    on February 2, 2023

    “Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.”

  • Woody Allen
    on February 2, 2023

    “When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.”

  • Phyllis Diller
    on February 2, 2023

    “If it weren’t for baseball, many kids wouldn’t know what a millionaire looked like.”

  • George Carlin
    on February 2, 2023

    “There’s no present. There’s only the immediate future and the recent past.”

  • Thomas Jefferson
    on February 1, 2023

    “The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers.”

  • Jerry Seinfeld
    on February 1, 2023

    “It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.”

  • Max Beerbohm
    on February 1, 2023

    “You cannot make a man by standing a sheep on its hind legs. But by standing a flock of sheep in that position you can make a crowd of men.”

  • Franklin P. Adams
    on February 1, 2023

    “Seeing ourselves as others see us would probably confirm our worst suspicions about them.”

  • William Shakespeare
    on January 31, 2023

    “Exit, pursued by a bear.”

  • Larry Gelbart
    on January 31, 2023

    “One doesn’t have a sense of humor. It has you.”

  • Robert Benchley
    on January 31, 2023

    “An ardent supporter of the hometown team should go to a game prepared to take offense, no matter what happens.”

  • Albert Camus
    on January 31, 2023

    “Too many have dispensed with generosity in order to practice charity.”