- Frank Zappaon February 2, 2023
“Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.”
- Woody Allenon February 2, 2023
“When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.”
- Phyllis Dilleron February 2, 2023
“If it weren’t for baseball, many kids wouldn’t know what a millionaire looked like.”
- George Carlinon February 2, 2023
“There’s no present. There’s only the immediate future and the recent past.”
- Thomas Jeffersonon February 1, 2023
“The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers.”
- Jerry Seinfeldon February 1, 2023
“It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.”
- Max Beerbohmon February 1, 2023
“You cannot make a man by standing a sheep on its hind legs. But by standing a flock of sheep in that position you can make a crowd of men.”
- Franklin P. Adamson February 1, 2023
“Seeing ourselves as others see us would probably confirm our worst suspicions about them.”
- William Shakespeareon January 31, 2023
“Exit, pursued by a bear.”
- Larry Gelbarton January 31, 2023
“One doesn’t have a sense of humor. It has you.”
- Robert Benchleyon January 31, 2023
“An ardent supporter of the hometown team should go to a game prepared to take offense, no matter what happens.”
- Albert Camuson January 31, 2023
“Too many have dispensed with generosity in order to practice charity.”