Quotes

“Seriousness is the only refuge of the shallow.”

“I have such poor vision I can date anybody.”

“Some of the worst mistakes of my life have been haircuts.”

“A good relationship is like fireworks: loud, explosive, and liable to maim you if you hold on too long.”

“The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.”

“Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.”

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“I would be most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think interior decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves.”

“If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.”

“Most new books are forgotten within a year, especially by those who borrow them.”

“A man’s silence is wonderful to listen to.”

“Anarchism is founded on the observation that since few men are wise enough to rule themselves, even fewer are wise enough to rule others.”