The Absent Father action figure toy is the perfect gift for those whose daddies ran away. OK perhaps not the perfect gift but hilarious never the less. In case you missed the joke here’s what you get in the packaging: nothing. No father action figure. He’s not there. He’s gone and left. Never to be The post Absent Father Action Figure: Perfect For Recreating Childhood first appeared on .

Cozy up next to the fire pit with a warm, cuddly… cock and balls? This handmade Crochet Penis Blanket will make you snug as a bug – perfect for cool summer evenings and Netflix & chill nights on the couch. Which you’ll probably be doing alone, because the blanket is made mummy-style, with a shaft The post So You Can Now Buy a Crochet Penis Blanket… first appeared on .

Artist Hank Schmidt in der Beek and photographer Fabian Schubert offer a hilarious take on classic outdoor painting, a humorous series of photographs that show artist going to various scenic locations just to paint his own shirt. They started this project in 2009 and it’s still ongoing. If you like their artistic approach and want to support their The post Artist Travels To Scenic Locations Only To Paint The Pattern of His Own Shirt first appeared on .

When you think of cross stitch, you probably think of Bible quotes hanging off the walls at your grandma’s house. There’s nothing wrong with that, but for those of you who want a little more from your embroidery, check out these hilariously brilliant examples created by Russian-American artist Katerina Lukashina. If you like her work The post Brilliant Rude Cross Stitches by Katerina Lukashina first appeared on .

Bling and swag is not exclusive to humans only, it’s common among pigeons too. Featured below are pictures of bread necklaces: a display of extreme wealth among pigeon community. The post Bread Necklace: A Symbol Of Wealth Among The Pigeon Community first appeared on .