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Ah, the life of a bumblebee. Constantly flying from flower to flower, collecting nectar and spreading pollen. But after a long day of work, even the hardest working bees need a break. Sometimes bumblebees get so tired that they fall asleep in flowers with pollen all over their little furry bee butts, so they end ... Read more The post Tired Bumblebees Who Fell Asleep Inside Flowers With Pollen On Their Butts first appeared on Sad and Useless Humor.
Being a parent is similar to being a superhero, except that your goal is to keep your house standing and your kids alive rather than saving the world. You have to preserve some form of your own sanity while also keeping the peace, resolving conflicts, handling finances, cooking, and warding off illnesses. And just when ... Read more The post The Funniest Parenting Tweets (Part 2) first appeared on Sad and Useless Humor.
With their distinctive holes and awkward form, Croc shoes are a fashion disaster; they appear to have been made from scraps of shower mats. One can only wonder why these are so popular; it seems as though people have lost their minds and the sense of fashion. Unfortunately, Crocs are selling like hotcakes, which makes ... Read more The post Top 10 Funniest Croc Accessories Ever first appeared on Sad and Useless Humor.
Why settle for just any social media manager when you can have a social media manager with a great sense of humor? With their quick wit and clever jokes, they’ll keep boring posts at bay. Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation definitely made the right choice when they hired whoever manages their Twitter account. Scroll down ... Read more The post Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation Has The Funniest Twitter first appeared on Sad and Useless Humor.
There was a man somewhere who had the world’s smallest feet, but loved the ugly Crocs design so much, that he opened a factory to produce Mini-Crocs. Others found his idea amusing and started to put Mini-Crocs on Crocs, so they could wear Crocs while wearing Crocs. That’s probably the origin story of Mini-Crocs. If ... Read more The post You Can Now Get Mini-Crocs For Your Crocs! first appeared on Sad and Useless Humor.
"Art is making something out of nothing and selling it."
"When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room."
"If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like."
"There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past."